(C61) [ぺんぎんマット (酒谷いなり、篠崎ありこ)] closeness
#313991 - A trucker who had driven his fully loaded rig to the top of a steep hill and was just starting down the equally steep other side when he noticed a man and a woman lying in the center of the road, making love. You were the only one with brakes. Getting out of the cab, madder than hell, the trucker walked to the front of the cab and looked down at the two, still in the road, and yelled, What the hell's the matter with you two? Didn't you hear me blowing the horn? You could've been killed! The man on the highway, obviously satisfied and not too concerned, looked up and said, Look, I was coming, she was coming, and you were coming.